Stuck in the wilderness for five years on a quest that he never asked for, comedically inept wizard Perf (Christian Doyle) finally has a chance to sleep in a real bed. In a real town. In something approximating civilization. But first, he'll have to evade his keen-eared companion, the elf Nara (Alyssa Kay), who is driven to achieve her destiny at any costs. Meanwhile, the Pale ......